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JOKE
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
Because the cow has the utter.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?
Does this taste funny to you?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
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in the lesson
This is so fun im playing on my windows phone “doing the work” 
.. And listening to skrillex cinema and skrillex & nero promises… Love them songs 
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Mr Stressy
English class writing on 29/02/12.
We need to write a blog on anything we want to write one on.
I really don’t know what to write about so I’ll wrote about my form teacher who’s name. He can be x
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ladies day to ask
i am at school early and i am at school for 8:45 and i was early for it well not that early but i have had a good day i am so excited for tonight i am of for a pizza well we are buying one from somewhere and then we are having games lol i am getting my alfit ready for tomorrow it is dress up day and why is it the 29th that a girl can ask a guy to marty you i dont get the point well ….bye bye bye bye bye xxxx
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In the leap year i will spend time with my family
In the leap year i am going to spend time with my family and play monoply and frushtashion and watch movies like jack and jill and rio and watch pink panther johny. and do my mums hair and make up and do abbies hair and make up. then play on the trampaleen with mum,dad,abbie,krystal ,sophie,ryan,angel,luces,lewes,auntie marie we call our auntie marie auntie meme
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cup of tea
I had a cup of tea and I didnt like it I told my dad can I put some sugar he said put a little bit when I put it in sugar I put all of it in my cup and it was yummy!!!
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yahoo!!!!!!!
Whats yellow and flys round the kichen.
(Answer) an Unidentified flying omlet
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i love sports
I like going to the cinema and school. I REALLY like football and maths. in the afternoon i went to football practasing in the park.
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JOKE
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
Because the cow has the utter.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?
Does this taste funny to you?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
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The muppets
Here is my leap year song “a one two three four whos that muppet and it is miss piggy whos the most biggest muppet in the history of muppets”!!!!!.The muppest are very funny here is what Kermet will say “muppets in cinimars now thaks thaks for listening to my leap year song”. We love the muppets so so much we made this song and a of kermet and miss piggy kissing!!!!!!!!
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what i would do on a free day.
I would relex on the sofa eating popcorn in my pyjamas.
I would stay in bed all day watching t.v.
I would fly to primark and buy all the cloths in my size.
I would fly to space and play football with a arangatang.
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speding time with your my family
if i had an extra day i would spend it with my family watching movies
and a big bowl of pop corn playing games on the connect and wii also
have a little party with my friends as well i would also like to go back in time.
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lying around on the sofa
If i had an extra day i would lay on the sofa all day watching movies in 3d and eating sweets, in my pj’s, or play on my xbox. In the night i would take a chimpanse up in to space and have a game of basket ball.
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an extra day
Go to london and see the Queen. Then, go shopping and buy everthing in my size and ever shoe in the shop! Then go to pineapple dance stuido and have a street dance lesson with all my friend and family. Then go and watch a play. Then go and stay at the nices hotel in london .
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what i would do on a free day.
I would relex on the sofa eating popcorn in my pyjamas.
I would lay in bed all day watching t.v.
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Lying in sofa
If i had a extra day i would lay on the sofa all day
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29 Funny Ways The World Could End
1.Salmonela
2.Cancer
3.polution
4.Zombie Apocolapse
5.Robot Revolution
6.Hamster Revolution
7.Giant Black Hole sucking in the earth
8.Worm Holes
9.Giant Snowman
10.Littering
11.Radiation in a Star
12.Aliens envading the Earth
13.Dinosaurs coming to life again
14.Vampires
15.Werewolves
16.Dead coming to life
17.Earthquakes
18.Hurricanes
19.Tornadoes
20.Tsunamis
21.Floods
22.Meteors crashing into earth
23.Cavemen coming to life
24.Heat Waves
25.An Angry cyclopse
26.Giants
27.Matians
28.To much machines
29.Fires
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29 things we want to do before 5 years
29 things we want to do before 4 years have gone past
1.We want to visit, America and go to a fun park.
2. Stay in are PJ all day.
3. Meet five more new people.
4. Have a birthday week when everyone congratulates you for a week.
5. We want to learn how to play the guitar.
6. Get onto TV.
7. Get five new earrings.
8. Be in a play.
9. Get an I phone.
10. Learn how to play the drums.
11 .Go to three sea sides.
12. Get a diamond.
13. Get a hot tub for a bath.
14. Make a big chocolate cake.
15. Get a red dress for the disco at school.
16. Have my hair straitened.
17. Get my hair curled.
18. Do a big cake sale.
19. Do a raffle.
20. Draw a portrait of my friends.
21. Ride on a elephant.
22. Hold a snake.
23. Get my own computer.
24. Write my own script and finish it.
25. Make the tallest Lego tower ever.
26. Run five miles.
27. Give al my friends plaits.
28. Do a prank on all my friends.
29. We would ask everyone what would you do.
By Macey and Khumo
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jokes
Got no clue what to type so just going to do jokes.
when asked how he wanted to die this man told this” I would like to die like my grandfather did peacefully in his sleep not screaming or yelling like the passengers in the car he was driving” I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
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How a man survived jumping out a plane
I found out how a man survived being pushed out a plane until he hit the ground
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The Big Bang Theory
Am in college today. We are taking part in World Blogging Day.
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top gear in the Amazon rainforsest
We arrived at the Amazon rainforest we bought three cars:land rover sport;toyota truck also a suzuki jimmi. You would never guess what the sub-car was well you would though a pink beetle! It was 10:30am finally we got the cars into the exotic rainforest.Things where going well.But then…Jeremy Clarkson needed the hole toilet so to speak.Come on we was in the rainforest where not going to have a 5 star bathroom are we??So i got first pick of the cars as i was the V.I.P guest and i obviously chose the suzuki jimmi.Richard chose the landrover because he wasn’t going in the beetle.James chose the toyota and then jeremy came sulking out with his so-called amazing newspaper (but then said this is a coplete waste of paper)then realised he had to go in the pink beetle!!’Not impressed’ is an understatement!!
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Ignorant Mistakes
Every now and then every body makes mistakes. some honest mistakes and some ignorant mistakes.
Anyway I happen to stumble upon a very very ignorant mistake.
I was in a car on my way to my sister’s house to drop off her step daughter. we both where sitting very close to each other. I then placed my hand on her knee thinking it was mine.” Why can’t I feel my knee, am I paralyzed?”I thought.
I sat there for two minutes thinking I was paralyzed until I looked down and saw my hand was on her knee, not mine.
That was my ignorant mistake.
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Joke
A piece of string walks into a pub. He asks the barman for a beer
“Sorry we don’t serve to string,” the barmen said
So the string walks out, ties a knot in himself, ruffles his hair, then goes back in the pub and and asks for a beer.
“Wait a minute, weren’t you that piece of string who walked in here earlier!” asked the barman
“Nope, I’m a frayed knot!”
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JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.How do you get pikachu on a bus? pokehimon!
.knock knock who’s there twit, twit who, are you a owl
.why did the turky cross the road, to prove he was’nt chickin.
HA HA HA!
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joke
knock knock
who’s there?
Dr?
Dr who?
You said it already~!
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joke
why do sea creatures do live in salt water?
peper made them sneeze!:)
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Joke I like
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
No need to cry about it!
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Joke
Q what do you call two peas that have been in a fite
A Black eyed peas
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joke
Q why did captain hook cross the road
A to get to the second hand shop
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joke
Q why did captain hook cross the road
A to get to the second hand shop
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Joke by Ava
The bank joke: There was this lady who went to the bank and said ” can i check my balance please” and the man said “ok” and pushed her over .
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the zoo
On sataday charlotte was going to the zoo. She was so exited .She would get to hold all the animals. The week slowly went by .Eventually the day came but nothing turned out the way she planned
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Before school
Before school I woke up at 7:00 and went back to sleep until 8:00
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A Joke
Why did the giant buy a hammer?
To burst his pimmples!!!!!!
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Rocking out
Imogen and Tianna best friends in world!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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if we ever meet Harry Styles
If i had a extra day i would go camping near the Hollywood sign.When I wake up out of my tent and guess what i would of seen on the H of hollywood would be Hary Styles.We would have a backstage party then my cuz Chloe broke her leg.I was sorry for her breaking her leg but happy because i got harry all to myself
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29 things about myself
1.funny(sometimes)hilarious
2.clean
3.respectful
4.adorable
5.green-eyed
6.helpful
7.fabulous
8.young
9.kind
10.good-listener
11.excellent player in football
12.giddy
13.sometimes naughty
14.careful
15.like reading interesting books
16.good at subjects(science and maths)
17.always happy
18.I’m keen on watching scary films
19.I’m weird
20.sometimes cheeky
21.and sometimes sneaky
22.love having friends
23.I like doing art activities
24.I like smiling a lot
25.love climbing mountains
26.I like playing hide and seek
27.I always take funny pictures
28.I love playing computer games
29.I’m excited to have funny conversations
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i FEEL STRANGE!
hEY ITS ME AGAIN still doing this id rather go out side and free run or somthing. GOSH!
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this is srange
if you have a life dont blog i think its stupid and sad and you olny one life so live it !!!!!!! and im my opinnion i think this is boaring and stupid thats my opinion.
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French lesson
Go take a hike skl rules iPods RULE woohoo Ryan higa is a ledge shamwohoo ftw
My mate is on about rc planes again ^_^
Don’t know what to say so here we go adįøš bŷę bøñjørñø åštå łåvîštå
Yeah it’s the 29th of feb Je suis actuellement dans un cours de francais
Those of u who don’t speak french that means I’m in a French lesson
By for now
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Funny blog
Finally we can use iPods is school yay:-)
Coolest French lesson ever
Here is my attempt of French:
Je Suis actuellement dans un cours de Francais
Was that good? ::–))
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29things i would do
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Why I like 29th febuary
I like 29th february becauase I finally get an extra day in the year. I really like 29th february!!!!
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Cat mania
Today both of my cats jumped out of my window this morning and landed on the conservatory rooftop!!I was bursting with laughter.When they reach the top of the conservatory they just slid all the way down.My mum and dad got them down with ten small stands and jumping onto a big fluffy mattress.
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my cat eddie
My cat Eddie. He is a funny cat. The funniest thing he does is he sucks his tail. I think he does this because he was taken from his mum too early. It’s very sad because I think it’s like a dummy for him. Eddie is 3 to 4 years old. We got him from the Leek Cat Rescue Centre; he is very cuddly in the mornings so he can have his breakfast. However when he has eaten his breakfast he is moody and doesn’t like me fussing him.
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nothing
the things that i like most are football paintballing death and ballet. i love pink tutus the most
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29 things to do in my life
1. Go to mars
2. Write a book
3. Make a web-site
4.Be a famous actress
5.Be a famous dancer
6.Be a famous singer
7.Open my own shop
8.Have my own house
9.Have 100 animals
10.Go surfing
11.By an olympic Athlete
12.Go to a college
13.Mack my own food and drink
14.Go in a rocket
15.Write a song
16.Make my own dog breed
17. Speak a different language
18.Be the smartest person in the world
19.See Diversity live
20.Make a famous art piece
21.Have my own icecream shop
22.Buy everything
23.Create world peace
24.Stop pollution
25.Live on a farm
26.Make my own number
27.Make my own word and get it in a dictionary.
28.Make my own day
29.Make my own week
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If I could remove a day
If I could remove a day I would remove the 22nd of July because I like school and I don’t want school to end.
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29 things you can put in sandwiches
1.Ham
2.Cheese
3.Ham & Cheese
4.Pepperoni
5.Chair Legs
6.Laptops
7. IPads
8.IPods
9.A Coat
10.A Dog(That Would Be Cruel)
11.A Mouse
12.A Cat
13.Some Flowers
14.A Car
15.A Blog(Impossible)
16.A Bag
17.A Picture
18.A Door
19.A Radiator
20.A Bush
21.a)Your Mum
b)Your Dad
22.A Table
23.A Banana
24.An Apple
25.An Orange
26.Coconut
27.Medal
28.Curtains
29.(If You Hate Your Teacher) Your Teacher
This is complete nonsense
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A funny assembly by Lemurs Class
Today we had an assembly about cinderella. Our head teacher was the fairy godmother and he looked funny. He wore a wig a pair of wings a wand and a pink tutto. Mrs lord and Miss Kightley were the ugly step sisters.They had face paint on! We all enjoyed it!
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The day that never was
I am glad today wasn’t my birthday, imagine having a birthday every 4 years.
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The day that never was
I am glad today wasn’t my birthday, imagine having a birthday every 4 years.
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my favourite joke
hi my name is maya(mi-ya).i am ten and in yr six.my best friend is Ellie and natasha but thats what i dont want to tell you. i want to tell you about my favourite joke:
duck walked into a pub and asked “got any bread?”
the man said “no.”
duck asked “got any bread?”
man got angry “NO!”
duck asked “got any bread?”
man was very angry” NO I DONT HAVE ANY BREAD NO BE SILENT OR I WILL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE BAR!”
duck asked ” got any nails?”
LOL 
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slippers
i just made slippers its a lot harder than it looks anyone else made them bye
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speding time with your my family
if i had an extra day i would spend it with my family watching movies
and a big bowl of pop corn playing games on the connect and wii also
have a little party with my friends as well i would also like to go back in time.
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What would I do on a free day?
On a free day I could think about loads to do……………………..but thiere are a range of things i would completly love to try or do again!!!
1.I would love to go to cadburys world because it would be intresting and fun.
2.I would love to go get my feet nibbled and go ice skatting,although i am going with my mum and auntie for my bday!!
3.I would just love to go abroad to somewhere hot and peacfull somwhere hot in sun xx
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My sister
My sister is called Lilac and she is 10years old her birthday is on September 1st and she was born in 2001.
she is nice to play with but can try and be the boss of it.
Her favirote food is lasania and she likes ketchup.
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joke
Why did the orange stop rollinfg down the hill?
Because it ran out of juice
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This feels Strange
If your someone like me you have never tried hardcore blogging and I Am the person to go out side and fun stuff,not saying that this isnt fun (or is it) in my opinion this is stupid you only get one life live it.
I WANT 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE BACK!
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Funny poems
There was a young boy from Ealing
Who watched tellytubbys on the ceiling
His mother would call
Why don’t you play ball
But he’d rather eat potato peeling
There was a young boy who lied
That he never ate the bakers pie
In the end he was so fat
He couldn’t move from his mat
And in the end he died
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