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Kangaroos. Simple herbivores or ego-maniacal beasts? It’s up to you to decide after my blog. Hopefully I’ll be able to get you to see the light.
In recent years Kangaroos have been growing in number, taking our jobs and depleting vegetation world wide. “These beasts are simply growing out of control,” says Julia Gillard – the Prime Minister of Australia, “They’ve already outgrown our (their) own continent and are moving worldwide.” It’s true, these former animals have grown out of their native lands and reside in Europe, the Americas and parts of Africa. Because of their growing population and seeming intelligence to move to new places of living the UN and various humanitarian groups have toyed with the idea of giving them the same rights as humans. In late 2009 it actually was decided that Kangaroos have all the same rights as humans. They can work a job, own property, not be subject to life in containment and most importantly have the right to live. The last clause, The right to live, is questionable to say the least in regards to the Roos. Not even a year earlier than the decision was made, Kangaroos were thought of as pests by the Australian people and we were most often then not shot on sight. Now i venture to fight this and say that Kangaroos are most certainly not humans, nor should they have human rights. They simply are not on the same level of being as we are. The only reason why the hold jobs in the first place is because they’ll work for feed pellets and straw. STRAW! I work my tail (no pun intended) off for at least 50-60 hours each week for a wage that I deserve. I can go out and find straw and food pellets if i really tried hard. I need this money to live a half decent life, to provide for my family and myself. kangaroos on the other hand do not have to work for a decent life. They already live without the restraints of clothing and other bare necessities, they even have the natural instincts to be able to forage in the wild for their food. Unfortunately we as humans simply are not that self sufficient as we had left those animal instincts behind long ago. On top of being undeserving of OUR jobs, they can’t work to the same capacity that we do. They can’t operate computers, they can’t drive vehicles, they can’t even do math that’s tangible. Alas, they find a way to squirm around these disabilities and earn a place for themselves in simple business like grocery stores and all the way up to congress in the united states! This is simply ridiculous and irresponsible on the part of the US government, but I digress. Kangaroos are not only invading government and the work place but they also pose a serious threat to those around them. Kangaroos on average peak at about 7ft tall and can tip the scales at around 350lbs. Not only are they massive beasts, but they readily fight anything they deem as a threat; Us and even themselves. These creatures are like primitive boxers using their fists and their feet to beat the living heck out of whoever they decide needs their day to be that much worse. Do you really need a hopping marsupial of kung-fu hopping down the way just give you a swift kick to the kisser? I didn’t think so. Please contact your local government and discuss your displeasure with the Roo culture. Get them out of our jobs, out of our neighborhoods and back into the land down under. To get the ball rolling as it were, please follow the link I will provide at the bottom and sign the petition to have their rights removed and their bodies deported. Thank you all for reading and have a quality, Roo-free day.