I wish the year was longer
I would become stronger
I would win a race
And see into space
I wish the year was longer
I could happily shout “WONGA!”
Become as famous as a pig
Wearing a wig
I wish the year had fewer days
Especially in Mays
So then Christmas would come quicker
Like a candle flicker
I wish the year had fewer days
In a number of different ways
I could save a life
And find a new wife
Oh, how I wish the years were longer!
