What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
Because the cow has the utter.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?
Does this taste funny to you?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
Hello George,
I like the jokes. Coming from a dairy farming family on my mother’s side, I especially liked the cow jokes. Here’s a maths cow joke…
How did the dairy farmer count his cows?
He used a cowculator.
@RossMannell
Teacher, NSW, Australia
How do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want – he won’t come near you anyway!
I love jokes why did the 1 eyed chicken cross the road.
To get to the birds eye shop